仙樂都盪胸擊鼓 撐發三個牌

Iceberg...

陀地有公價 對付狂派有絕招

The owner of eBay is Michael Ebay? 
Are they trying to say that even loan shark can use eBay to collect payment? 

拍拖化妝有秘技 見家長咪戴大眼仔

Make up for girls??

仁龍又攞博士 堅持要看穿謊言

That's the spirit of becoming professor which you need to have the passion to studies till elderly age...

與13歲援交女3p 商人仲逼飲尿

The guy is paying the girls for sexual video production?